Jennifer Lawrence is no longer keeping up. She’s calling out.
The Hunger Games actress, once a self-confessed Kardashian superfan, just dragged Kourtney Kardashian
during a lie detector test with co-star Robert Pattinson for Vanity Fair.
And she didn’t even hesitate.
“Kourtney is more annoying than ever. She drives me nuts,” Lawrence said, with the kind of conviction usually reserved for Oscar speeches and red carpet rants.
When Pattinson asked her to explain, Lawrence doubled down.
“Because everything has to be an announcement,” she said. “It’s like, you know, ‘I’m not going to wear outfits anymore.’ Just… don’t wear them. No one asked.”
She wasn’t done.
“Or like, ‘I don’t have a TV in my room.’ Then just don’t watch TV. Stop announcing it. Just shhh.”
The polygraph stayed steady. The shade did not.
Jennifer’s longtime love for the Kardashian empire has been well-documented. She’s dined with Kris Jenner, been gifted a birthday cake from the momager herself, and even hosted a “Kardashian dinner party” back in her peak fangirl era.
But something’s shifted.
When Pattinson asked if she still watches The Kardashians, Lawrence admitted she does not. “Not this season,” she said. “I’ve been on TikTok.”
When Pattinson flashed a photo of Khloé Kardashian and asked if she was still Jennifer’s favorite, Lawrence didn’t miss a beat.
“Yes.”
Lawrence also couldn’t resist weighing in on Kim’s SKIMS “Ultimate Bush” collection, the one featuring faux hair panties and the tagline “your carpet can be whatever color you want it to be.”
“I’ve worn quite a few merkins,” Lawrence confessed.
“I’ll get it for free,” she added, staring straight into the camera like someone who knows the Kardashians will send a box anyway.
Kourtney hasn’t responded. Though knowing her, an official announcement about her feelings may be coming any day now.
